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The Return of the Living Blog!
Alisa Ramone and Bobi Lobotomy here, reviewing the best (and worst) of the bad in horror. We are working from what we believe to be a comprehensive list of ’80′s horror. You’ll be getting the worst the...
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Holy Tomato! It’s Terrorvision
Stanley Putterman is installing a new satellite dish for his “pleasure palace”. The dish salesman is no help and things are going poorly when the dish is struck by ‘lightning’. Actually, the lightning...
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“The slime must be appeased!”– Slime City
Slime City is the story of Alex, an art student just trying to get some. He rents an apartment from a seemingly sweet old Lizzie to try to sway his girlfriend Lori into ‘sleeping’ over. Roman and...
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“I’m so hungry I could eat a whore”– Microwave Massacre
All Donald wants is a bologna and cheese sandwich. His wife, May, has purchased a new microwave and loves to experiment. Instead of normal lunches she sends him to work with things like an entire...
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“What’s the matter? Chainsaw got your tongue?”– Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Meet Jack Chandler. He’s a hard boiled private investigator on the trail of a runaway named Samantha. Chandler is a bit preoccupied with a recent series of chainsaw murders. The P.I. is concerned...
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“Who’d want to eat a live cat?”– Night of the Comet
Tonight the World is preparing for Christmas and a sighting of a rare comet. Sixty-Five million years ago was the last time the comet passed Earth, near the extinction of the dinosaurs. People are...
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“Keith, I have your pants”– Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl O’Rama
Three bored guys, Calvin, Jimmie and Keith, are drinking in their dorm room. Keith has an idea for some fun, crashing the Tri Delta initiation that night. At the sorority house the festivities began...
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“Alright everybody, drop your tacos!”– Help Troma Occupy Cannes!
We are going to deviate from our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this very special announcement: Troma Entertainment approached us this weekend to ask for our help. We are both honored and...
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“For the same reason you have a taco tattooed on your ass”– Dreamaniac
Totally Metal Adam is dreaming. His dream girl is visibly deranged and taking a literal blood bath. That doesn’t deter him, they enjoy a bloody makeout until Adam’s real world girlfriend wakes him....
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“What did you expect? A Holiday Inn?”- Mountaintop Motel Massacre
The title card assures us that Evelyn is certifiable. In the first scene, we see her gardening with a sickle. And guinea pig blood. Meanwhile, Evelyn’s daughter, Lorie is conducting a séance. She’s...
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